Michael Coylr back in STL

The man who keeps me laughing all through the Murphy Lee's Mixtape, Hotsauce will be on the big stage when he host A NIGHT OF THE ARTS on May 30th with comedy royalty, Michael Colyr. Every time I think about Colyr I think back to 1999 when he came to The Ambassador (back when it was the old bowling alley in Northland) for Funny 1st Thursdays and instead of telling jokes he picked up a copy of the Whirl and read the paper for 45 minutes and I swear it was the funniest comedy show to this day. Now 10 years later the man that I first saw on Venice Beach is still the King of Comedy. Hosted by St. Louis native Hotsauce, this show which is set to include comedy, poetry, and live jazz is one that I won't be missing. Tickets range from $20 - $60 and can be purchased early (which I strongly suggest) from Ticketmaster. 

Ocean's 7 Mix Tape Release Party

You still have time to high-tail it to the ATL if you want to support Nelly with his new mix tape. The party is tonight and the mix tape will be out on Friday. I have watched the Ocean's 7 crew on YouTube and please believe their conversations are something else. Definitely for the grown up crowd. I was searching the net and our ATL sista in blogging Necolebitchie had the scoop on the party tonight.

Popcorn To Die For

Normally I am to shy to try new things. I stick with the same ole stuff because I hate to waste my money on some bull. I work in Chesterfield and the taste buds out here are apparently different than the West side. I mean I can't even find a chicken place, but that's neither here nor there. So I went to the gas station down the street from here and was looking for some Red Hot Riplets (of course I couldn't find them) however I did pick up this bag of popcorn. I was hesitant at first but I gave it a try. To my heart's delight it was delicious. Surprisingly the place that makes them is just across the river in Il. I had my co-workers eating it and the rest is fat girl history. Lol. Since then I have bought a bag everyday, so I say all that to say this. Pick up a bag please, this is getting the official stamp of approval from 1/2 of suiteSTL. First fried oreos and now popcorn no we are not trying to make you fat, just give you a little comfort.

Fat Girl Rating: 8pounds (out of 10)

WTF/WHY/WTH Wednesday: Specgayular Edition

Can we please have a moment of silence for Pretty Ricky because although their career was already on life support (since Pleasure P left), this character called Spectacular pulled the plug and killed Pretty Ricky forever whit this foolishness

Cafe Soul

Make sure you join the Cafe Soul ladies at the NEW LOCATION and the NEW DATE tonight as they relaunch this monthly event at The Loft. Folks are already talking about how they know Terrell Carter is going to put on a show for St. Louis. Carter has been in plays and even a Tyler Perry movie but you know the real test will be if he get the crowd going at the legendary Cafe Soul event.

SIDE NOTE: We love that this was moved to The Loft because you know they cook up those wings like no other club on this side of the river.

PHOTO OF THE WEEK: PSA

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

This man deserves a hug for telling the world what I've been saying since skinny jeans were created by the devil.  THEY ARE NOT FOR MEN. Please Men don't do a disservice to your body like that. 

photos taken at SYGU's TEESE event and this shirt was created by the men at Patches Clothing. More photos from the legendary Teese event coming soon!

Why The World is Obese

DEEP FRIED OREOS

I spent Saturday at Soldiers Memorial Plaza for the annual Rib America event in Downtown St. Louis. After trying BBQ from Memphis, Texas and Chicago my mouth was all set on some desert. I was thinking a funnel cake or maybe an ice cream cone but nooooooooooooo. I was talked into (ok nobody really had to talk me into this) trying DEEP FRIED OREOS. After the first bite I was hooked on the gooey center which was covered with the same light batter like that of a funnel cake, sprinkled with powdered sugar and to ensure I remained chubby they poured chocolate sauce all over it.

FAT GIRL RATING: 9pounds (out of 10)