Friday, November 27, 2009

Breaking News: Tiger Woods Hurt in Crash

Tiger Woods is recovering after crashing his vehicle into a fire hydrant outside of his Orlando, FL home according to CNN reports. While no major details have been released the report that the police released did NOT have indicate that Woods was intoxicated at the time of the accident. We do know that just before 3am this morning Woods was driving his Cadillac Escalade ...STOP...doesn't Woods endorse Buick? I hope that the old people over at Buick don't snatch away his endorsement deal over this one. Anyway he was driving his truck right towards the fire hydrant and then hit a tree which is where things came to a hault just steps from his front door. He did have some facial lacerations and from reports on CNN, Woods has been released from the hospital but his current location is unknown.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Pray...Eat Turkey..Then Party

We know some of you ghetto bunnies went out and bought Thanksgiving outfits so lay your clothes out on the bed cause we have a list of places for you to go. Ladies please remember that if you stuff your face on Thursday you should be wearing your Spanx or Body Magic until Sunday afternoon. Fellas I'm going to need you not to rub your bellys on the women in the club, its not cute and nobody likes to have they drink knocked out of their hand by some big belly drunk. Alright pull out your True Religons, Seven, Rock & Republic jeans or if you are on a budget like I am enter Black Label on Wednesday proud in your Old Navy jeans and party the night right into the Holiday as the fellas from Delux Magazine bring you another great event. So you know Slim couldn't be normal and just open for the Holiday, he has to go all the way out and throw not 1, not 2 but 3 parties this week all in the name of KARMA. Thursday night Murphy Lee opens doors for FREE with his annual Thanksgiving Night Bash, Melyssa "I'm not a Video Model" brings her booty in the doors on Friday, and Aunt Viv (Vivica Fox) comes to town for Sutra Saturday. He was here a few months ago but now Suite Soul Spot celebrates their 2 year Anniversary with ERIC ROBERSON and he is bringing his entire band with him. I know folks think they have seen a show before but if you have never seen Erro hit the stage and do his thing then you have not truly lived. He will be at The Ambassador on Friday so there is plenty of space for you to enjoy the show and parking is all around so there is no excuse for you not to be in the house. People love to hate in STL, or least thats what people love to say, but the ladies of June 5th have showed us nothing but love since we started suiteSTL. Tiffany Fox will be celebrated her b-day on Black Friday at EXO so you know what color to wear and in true Black Friday deal tradition, admission will be only $5 so this seem to be the party of the week for us!