Why Lawd WHY?

I guess the two princesses on the end couldn't find any cute heels so they went with the next best thing, some nike socks. I know the devil is hiding in one of those purses, I know he is.

This makes me sleepy

I know we late in posting the pics from Nelly's Pajamma Birthday Party but after reviewing the pics I just couldn't decide what to hit you with first. So to our faithful readers here you go....

Excuse me ma'am but I think your nipple is showing

One of these girls is not like the other

Shouldn't I be the one with the scared look on my face?

Slap whoever said they were your friend

Is this a mother and daughter team

Girl we see you doing the most...but its not working

Nope can't comment won't comment

I'm still wondering just how can I get my eyebrows to be this fab.

WTF WEDNESDAY??!!!!???!!!

You know initially I wasn't going to post this. When I clicked open this picture it gave my weary soul a real heavy sigh. I said ok maybe this is a Halloween Party, then I looked at the sign at the top. Stuff like this confuses me I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I know sweet Ms. Jane Pittman feels like she is being dragged all over again in her grave. Is this what you want your legacy to be Brenda? Pac said it best "Brenda's got a baby, but Brenda's barely got a brain".

Messy Monday

I don't know when this pictured was snapped. Hell I don't even care when it was. But I clearly want to stalk Omarion long enough to get his number and text him and tell him to cut out the foolishness. This is why these young boys are walking around in tight ass jeans and fruity colored accessories. Please O do me a favor and burn all of this mess Waiting To Exhale style. I just can't right now.... polka dots, skinny jeans, Mr. Rodgers sweater, teal glasses BOY STOP!!!!!!

WTF Wednesday: Hoe Sit Down Edition

We are over here just trying to do the Lord's work and share the youtube foolishness with you. Please enjoy and no matter how hard it gets, watch these videos all the way through so you can soak up all the ghetto energy these two are giving you. 

 

If you had to put these two in a battle who you would put your money on?

WTF Wednesday: Beyonce is Phase II

You may call it Special Ed/riding the short bus or whatever but we gone take it back to what our former high school, McCluer North called it and put Beyonce in the Phase II class. She was sounding really lost when she was on Larry King on Friday. She's a great entertainer nobody can take that away from her but if her daddy/manager or mother/stylist ever let her go on T.V. with out practicing the answers like a Easter Speech again the whole family needs to be sent to Phase II. Check out the interview below and let us know what ya'll think.



awww poor Beyonce, she needs to take a break from voice lessons and try some speech classes. It didn't stop there, check out part 2 and see just how special our little star is.

BREAKING NEWS: Wonder Woman is Black

WTF: Inaugural Night Moments

suiteSTL was as excited as the rest of the world as Barack Obama was sworn in as the 1st Black and 44th President to United States. And you know with something this big there were parties going on all around town. Our first stop was City Hall for the Inaugural Ball. That event was well, uhm, yeah...I'm trying to think of something nice to say...but...yeah it won't come out. Of course the camera was there and I do have pics so considering that the event was a Formal Black-tie Ball, and the dinner V.I.P. tickets were $125 per person - I will let you all decide from the pics - ENJOY

This is the centerpiece that sat at the tables - look real hard and tell me can you spot what's really wrong with this pic.

Wristbands, Really? Yes it was V.I.P., but it was a BALL not a All-Star weekend after party. Wristbands should be reserved for clubs and carnivals NOT a formal event.


So you are just going to lean over me and pick up my food with the bright blue surgical gloves and act like it's o.k.? I didn't know if he was there to take my plate or slap a perm in my head.

If you are looking at this and trying to figure out what the hell it is, don't fell bad. I didn't know what it was either until I asked someone where the salad dressing was. That's when I realized that this plate (yes the dressing was on a desert plate) that resembled a plate of Gerber food was actually my dressing.

My night was not a total loss. I did head over to LUSH and the LOFT where I had a blast and enjoyed the crowd celebrating the fact that Bush is gone and oh yeah we have a BLACK PRESIDENT. Before people start getting there panties in a bunch about why we posted these pics, it's because WE CAN and they were funny, so don't go crying about it just laugh it up.