This makes me sleepy

I know we late in posting the pics from Nelly's Pajamma Birthday Party but after reviewing the pics I just couldn't decide what to hit you with first. So to our faithful readers here you go....

Excuse me ma'am but I think your nipple is showing

One of these girls is not like the other

Shouldn't I be the one with the scared look on my face?

Slap whoever said they were your friend

Is this a mother and daughter team

Girl we see you doing the most...but its not working

Nope can't comment won't comment

I'm still wondering just how can I get my eyebrows to be this fab.

NO NO NIVEA

I know they say Pregnancy gives women some type of special glow but the only thing I can say of this pic of Nivea (pic taken by: Freddy O, and was first spotted at www.straightfromthea.com) is NO NO. This dress doesn't work and it kind makes me sad. I was starting to hate on Lil Wayne for not being seen with at least one of his baby momma's but now I know why he didn't want to go out with Nivea...she look like she ate up Tiny & Toya.

Please join hands and pray

Wesley Snipes needs our prayers, so please use the comment section to pray and uplift the spirit and soul of this former "A" list actor. This pic makes my soul sad

Jesus Take The Wheel & The Bottle..

STL came out in full force to support the birthday celebration of hometown producer Ronnie Notch at the Skyboxx inlcuding Chingy. We not even trying to be funny (ok yes we are) but can somebody tell me who all is in this pic because I'm having some issues right now and I need to know who it is I'm talking about before I put them on blast. Thank You and God Bless

STOP THE MADNESS

I'm not sure who told these young girls it was ok but we are here to end the madness. BRA STRAPS should NOT show unless you are modeling for Victory Secret. Yes you may be excited about the new bra you got while at Vickie's Memorial Day Sale but I promise you we don't need to see it in the club, the mall, church, work anyplace that is public. If you know the chick in the pic above please tell her we said good try on the simple look with jeans, white tank, big bag and gold jewelry but she got a FAIL for not investing in the right bra.

For Sale Friday's

HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS?

WTF/WHY/WTH Wednesday: Specgayular Edition

Can we please have a moment of silence for Pretty Ricky because although their career was already on life support (since Pleasure P left), this character called Spectacular pulled the plug and killed Pretty Ricky forever whit this foolishness

Open Letter to that one dude

Dear Blog Thief:

You are not slick, funny, cute, or talented when you take the time to steal other's work, then pass it off as your own. We call that stealing, wrong, and bad blog etiquette. While blogging is fun for us, we take our work very serious. Visiting clubs, concerts, and various events is work for us, that's why when we're out you see us taking pics and notes instead of hanging out at the bar sipping on a drink or getting all sweaty on the dance floor. Following those long nights, we stay up late so that we can write our post because we like to give our dedicated readers an update daily. So imagine how frustrated it is to find out that there are people out there like you that are so bold, lazy and trifling to just copy what you read on other sites and post it on your own and act as if you were there, wrote it and took the pics. That my friend is NOT O.K. If you think for one moment that folks haven't noticed you are WRONG. There are other bloggers, writers, and many of our readers that are aware of what you've been up to and has expressed how upsetting and sad your actions are. And before you give off the same goofy look you did when you were approached about stealing from our blog the first time, we have proof of what you've been doing to us and other writers in St. Louis. You have been given warning after warning but I see you just won't stop. So let me ask you (since we know you read our blog), WHY? Why can't you write your own work? Why can't you take your own pics, we've seen you with that pocket camera so don't act like you don't have a digital camera? Why can't you send a simple email requesting a copy of the work so that you can post and GIVE PROPER CREDIT? If you or anyone else has the answer please let us know.

Thanks

Jami B. and Cryssrenee

suiteSTL

P.S. - while we like to support local blogs, you sir we can NOT and will NOT support. Because of your actions you have been removed from our blog roll. While we won't give your name on this blog we believe it is our duty to warn other bloggers of your actions so that they will be aware of what you are up to. Thanks and please visit our site agin...just don't take anything with you when you leave!!!

PHOTO OF THE WEEK: Tail Edition

On my recent trip to ATL I spotted more than a few trends that I wish would have stayed in the 80's where they belong. It was all topped while I was at the airport on my way home I thought the Lord was paying a cruel trick on my soul. I spotted a man, I mean a damn fool with a tail. Yes a damn tail all braided up and hanging out of the back of his hat like it was o.k. My scared spirit doesn't know what else to say.

Party Over

The Party is OVER for Club Tv One who recently set up shop as a nightclub in East St. Louis that targeted to the teens to and (very) young adults. The Feds came through the club yesterday and once inside they found drugs and some items that are suspected of being purchased illegally. Maybe Club Tv One should have stayed put on Washington in the location that once housed Dream and The Kastle. What is it about the other side of the river, this is the second Federal raid in East St. Louis in less than a week. The owner of the club holds residence in St. Louis and it's not sure if he is the same person that was taken into custody on Friday afternoon. Club workers have already cleared the club out but you better beleive the investagation isn't over. We will keep you updated as the plot thickens.

It Sucks To Be A Rams Fan

Today the Rams did the unthinkable they let go of one of the last remaining players who put the St. Louis Rams on the map. That's right they released Torry Holt. Now Holt may be happy because last year he was really pissed at how the team wasn't really doing much of anything. But as a die hard fan and STL native I am left feeling some kind of way about this. Earlier this week we reported the release of Orlando Pace. Now the Rams have a free 14 million dollars to recruit new players. Now the question remains if the fans will come out to support these new players. If not, the Rams may have just made the biggest mistake ever. Why not build the new team around Holt? His age may have played a factor but need I remind them that Kurt Warner was just in the Super Bowl at the age of 38. I just hope and pray that the new young bucks don't dissapoint us, because when we "hate" here in the Lou we go all the way hard.

WTH Wednesdays?

Those are some bad shoes I have to admit. However this look right here passes killing me softly. He stabbed me right in the heart. I can't and I won't today. I don't have the time or patience to address this husky ashy knee of a mess.

Who's Next???

..:: PACE IS NO LONGER A RAM::..

We've been talking about the rumors on how Holt reportedly wanted out of his contract but all along the Rams Front Office had something else in mind. They have released Orlando Pace, who has been with the rams since 1997. First they get rid of Issac Bruce and now they kick the seven time Pro Bowler and outstanding offensive lineman go. WHY? O.K. I know that the Rams have been playing worse than Soldan High School these days but PACE? Really? According to Billy Devaney, the Rams GM "he has been a true professional and will always go down as one of the finest Rams of all time." With that said why did you release him, oh that's right they need that extra $6million they now have to rebuild the team.

NOTE TO THE RAM: I know a way you could get a whole lot more money and this move would be worth it and won't piss off the entire town. RELEASE MARC "I'm not ready to play in the NFL" Bulger

***more on how I feel about the Rams***

Big B's B-day Party

St. Louis native Big B celebrated his birthday party Wednesday night at Society. (real heavy sigh) OK maybe I just may be to grown for the crowd but Lord that club needs a serious crowd makeover. The night started off wrong when St. Louis finest wouldn't let people valet park. So after finding a spot not close enough to Society we tried to get our pretty girls walk on. We get to the line and once again St. Louis finest are rude and very disrespectful. Making us wait at least 45 minutes before we got into the club. What a culture shock it was as soon as I stepped through the door. STL we have got to do better fashion wise. Ladies you can be sexy without looking skanky and fellas please at least wear a clean t-shirt if you don't want to dress up. The highlight of the night was when Miami rapper Ric Ross took the stage. He performed various songs and really had the crowd rocking. U City was definitely in the building celebrating with the birthday boy. Murphy Lee was parlaying within the crowd as if he doesn't crack out hits on the airwaves. Noticeably absent was the rapper who B protects with his life everyday, but that's neither here nor there I guess. I hear that he is working on a reality show so let that be the reason he couldn't attend. I must admit that the random groupies were on Murphy and he wasn't paying them any mind. All in all I guess you could say it was a nice event, but I wouldn't recommend Society unless you are 25 and younger. I also would like to tell the owners that St. Louis City police officers do not make great bouncers. SMH that I even went!

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Big B and friends walking through the crowd

Ric Ross doing his thing on stage, he really gave a good show

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You couldn't get a close up of Murph thanks to all the hopeful groupies

You know a party aint a party without our girl Icee.

St. Louis native Tiffany stopped through to party

Cancellation Policy: KMOV is off Charter

According to KMOV, Charter has made the decision to to no longer carry very popular KMOV signal in the St. Louis Market. If you are a Charter customer this means that starting December 31, 2008 you will no longer be able to get any CBS programming like the following shows which include Young and the Restless, Dr. Phil, CSI (all 27 versions), David Letterman, 48 Hours, some NFL football games, Cold Case and 60 minutes. The cancellation of this signal comes after months of failed negotiation between Charter and KMOV after the local stations' request to be properly compensated by Charter to carry their #1 rated Charted signal. If you don't want to miss out on what CBS has to offer you have 2 options

Let Charter know how you feel by contacting their general manager Steve at stevegm@chartercom.com or call his office at 314-965-0555

OR

You can also live worry free by making sure you go with a carrier that has all the local channels you need.

DirectTV 800-494-4388
Dish Network 888-825-2557
ATT U-Verse 800-288-2020

Open Letter to the RAMS

Dear Rams:

I became a fan the moment those old school blue and yellow uniforms played in Busch Stadium in 1995 for the first time. Yes we have 1 superbowl championship to our name but the team that played in that game is just about all gone, some players may still remain but the heart of that team doesn't beat any longer. Now 10 years later I have to watch my hometown team go 2-12 and all but give away a game to the Seahawks. You were doing so good, with leads throughout the game. Then you lose it at the end of the game and give up what could have been your 3rd (and maybe final) win to a team that came in with the same sorry 2-11 record. There is nothing worse than having somebody else trying to tell you how to do your job but if you keep playing like that I'm going to become a volunteer coach and make some serious changes with the team. All starters will now be replaced by the Hazelwood East Spartans, with former Ram Mike Jones as Head Coach I'm sure they will be o.k. playing on the NFL level. The second string team will now be the Herbert Hoover 12 light. Don't worry those kids have heart and have so far won more games this season that you all have in the last 2 years. All current players will still be on the team but you will be forced now to live at Rams Park until you can prove that you know how to score and block. Oh and sorry but there will be no partying. You don't get to hang out at EXO (I saw you all Friday night) and party like you're winners when you have only won 2 games. TWO GAMES! Do you really think it's o.k. to party just 48 hours before a game when you have only won TWO GAMES? NO! I will still plan to support you but now I will have to do it in the privacy of my own home. I will no longer be wasting my gas to travel down to a half-filled Dome to watch in horror as you play like a little league team. Please understand that I still love my team but I am extremely disappointed in your performance. If there is anything that we can do to help you further please let us know.

Thanks

suite STL

ATTENTION suiteSTL readers: If you see a Rams player out at the grocery store, movies, club, church, etc, please tell them to get they behind back to Rams park because they are on lockdown until the 2010 season!

Cancellation Policy

Were you one of those folks who drove to Grand and Page when gas was $3 for some chicken and a side of ketchup only to find that London & Sons had been closed? If you want to save some rage and depression, Cancellation Policy is for those local spots that just don't make it in this depressing economy. Or better yet if there is someplace that just needs to be closed down because the service was poor, restaurant was unclean, or the whole experience was one that you just wish you could forget. Don't forget to email us if you spot any place that most definitely needs a cancellation policy. We'll put them on blast (in a nice way of course) so that they can either step up their game or step out of business.